Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Policy change

Going forward all references to The Tangerine Shitgibbon will now be President Beetlefart. Thanks to John Oliver for the inspiration.

Oh come on, you can't just have one name for the Orange Racist Pussy Grabber. I mean, look, Deadbeat Donnie means so many things to so many people. To graduates of Trump University, he's His Fraudulency Donald the Trump. To KKK members and Nazis, he's God-Emperor Donald the Trump. To Vladimir Putin, he's Agent Orange. And so forth. Restricting yourself to just a single name for the Orange Racist Russian Stooge is like restricting yourself to a single food item for your daily meals -- no no, variety is what makes life livable! Embrace your inner acronym creator and celebrate the SCROTUS!
On this blog he shall be President Beetlefart. In other circumstances such as when with friends he can be Hair Twitler or Cheeto Mussolini or perhaps, The Tangerine Shitgibbon and more. While surfing other blogs I should generally follow the local nomenclature, good manners, you know. I know I will find many more but for the moment I am happy to call His Illegitimacy President Beetlefart.

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