Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Iowa gets a third Senator
Because there is no way that Sen. Ted Carnival Cruz will spend anywhere near as much time in Texas as he will in Iowa for the next two years. And that time will be spent giving Iowa voters more attention than he ever gave to the sheeple in Texas.
Though in office only since January, he visited Iowa last week for the third time to speak at one of the state party’s showcase dinners. Then he went pheasant hunting with local Republicans. Those are surefire ways to let the political world know you’re thinking of running for president, since the state’s caucus has in recent times been the nation’s first nominating test.
Cruz, 42, accomplished what he wanted here: He piqued interest among the Republicans who commit money and time to the party cause. Party Chairman A.J. Spiker put Cruz in the top tier of potential 2016 Republican hopefuls, grouping him with Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
Ted gives us a preview of what we can expect from him. Just drop your drawers and bend over.
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