Monday, August 19, 2013
Good thing Texans don't need water
Because the number of towns running out of clean water is on the rise thanks to the frackers drilling for gas.
More than 30 towns in West Texas will soon be out of water as a direct result of diverting their underground water supplies for use in hydraulic fracking. Largely unregulated fracking, it should be said. Largely unregulated fracking that is definitely putting arsenic into the ground it happens to be drying out. Before you start acting horrified, though, consider: this is exactly what Texas’ mental-midget teabillies voted for...This raises an interesting question. If Texas dries up, will Lone Star beer still be Lone Star beer if it is made with imported water?
Despite the vast consensus of climate scientists, the highly publicized destructive effects of fracking on water supplies, fracking’s seismic impact, and the evidence of their own senses, the mentally deficient residents of Texas keep electing politicians who believe climate change is a myth, and who think the best course of action to address Texas’ crippling drought is several days of organized prayer. Really.
Maybe Rick Perry and the idiots that voted him back into office will be able to pray in some new drinking water while the non-stupid people of Texas pray for a governor with a triple-digit IQ.
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"If Texas dries up, will Lone Star beer still be Lone Star beer if it is made with imported water?"
Nope, they'll keep making it out of horse piss.
Nope, they'll keep making it out of horse piss.
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