Friday, October 26, 2012

Mitt the Shit is two steps better than the Underwear Gnomes.


Because he has a 5 Step Plan to get America back to being a roaring success. Like the Gnomes, Mitt's plan begins with stealing, in Mitt's case the election. And like the Gnomes it ends with prosperity for all. In between, well let PK tell you.
Well, as I’ve said before, Mr. Romney’s “plan” is a sham. It’s a list of things he claims will happen, with no description of the policies he would follow to make those things happen. “We will cut the deficit and put America on track to a balanced budget,” he declares, but he refuses to specify which tax loopholes he would close to offset his $5 trillion in tax cuts.

Actually, if describing what you want to see happen without providing any specific policies to get us there constitutes a “plan,” I can easily come up with a one-point plan that trumps Mr. Romney any day. Here it is: Every American will have a good job with good wages. Also, a blissfully happy marriage. And a pony.

So Mr. Romney is faking it. His real plan seems to be to foster economic recovery through magic, inspiring business confidence through his personal awesomeness.
A little light in the middle, like the Gnomes. But Mitt has 5 Steps which you can count on your fingers. And when you get to Step 3, well that is probably all you will get from Mitt's Marvelous Machination.



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