Wednesday, September 28, 2011

More shit than a Kansas feedlot

Snowflake Snooki went to chat with her fellow Fox buddy Greta von Slushpuppy and revealed that she hasn't the courage to run for president.
“I’m going to keep repeating, though, Greta, through my process of decision-making with my family and with my close friends as to whether I should throw my name in the hat for the GOP nomination or not for 2012 — is a title worth it? Does a title shackle a person? Are they — someone like me, who’s a maverick — you know, I do go rogue and I call it like I see it.”

She added: “Somebody like me — is a title and is a campaign too shackling? Does that prohibit me from being out there, out of a box, not allowing handlers to shape me and to force my message to be what donors or what contributors or what political pundits want it to be? Does a title take away my freedom to call it like I see it and to affect positive change that we need in this country? That’s the biggest contemplation piece in my process.”
Alaska's favorite attention whore, who can only wish she was a maverick, is scared to death of the responsibility. And just smart enough to know she is too stupid to have a chance. Hey chillbilly! Being president is not a title, it is hard work and great responsibility. Even George W said so and, thanks to him, we know how dangerous it is to have a total fuckup in the office.

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