Sunday, August 21, 2011
Do Republican and Teabaggers piss you off?
Thanks to the good offices of Juanita Jean, owner of the World's Most Dangerous Beauty Shop, we have a list of 100 things you can tell them that will piss them off. Here are the last 10.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.Go and work your way up, they get better.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!
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