Saturday, May 21, 2011

Around 9 PM

I felt what seemed like the power of the Lord inside me and it seemed like it was my time to go. But it was only a fart. I am so going to Hell.

Comments:
Yeah, I had that feeling all day long for two days straight. But it was only intestinal flu.

I understand the company in Hell is quite charming. Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Oscar Wilde, Isaac Asimov... Heaven may have the better climate, but for the company, Hell is the place to be.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
 

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