Friday, January 28, 2011

First Dude designates First Hooker?

Not that I am one to spread evil, vicious rumors, but according to the National Enquirer, while Snowflake Snooki was running around the country showing everybody she is dumb enough to be blond, Todd got tired of "talking to the hand".
SARAH PALIN's husband TODD is caught up in a sleazy sex scandal, The ENQUIRER has learned!

Political bloggers are digging into incredible claims that the "First Dude" - father of the couple's five children — cheated on his wife with a female massage therapist who was busted for prostitution!
So to make up for the lack of Snooki Nookie he sought a happy ending. Hey, he's a man and it's Alaska, what do you expect? At least he shaves, mostly.

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