Friday, December 24, 2010
The latest threat to air travel
The White House and Department of Homeland Insecurity have warned the traveling public to beware of the latest threat, TSA workers.
It has been determined that a newly discovered branch of al-Qaeda, al-Qaeda in East Texas has developed a deadly new tactic. While TSA workers are relaxing at home, watching Fox News, AQIET has found a way to fill the empty space between their ears with deadly explosives. According to experts, this method can easily store 3 to 5 times the amount of explosives found in your normal tighty whities.
Spokesmen for the DHI, in an effort to continue the push-pull on the publics emotions have declared that they have neutralized all the known TSA bombs. However they do request that the public be on the look out for the telltale signs, a fuse protruding from the nose, blasting caps worn as earrings and the dreaded response from any TSA worker, "Yes, I do watch Fox News". If you hear or see any of the warning signs, please report it to the nearest security personnel.
The White House and the Department of Homeland Insecurity would like to extend to all Americans their wish for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
It has been determined that a newly discovered branch of al-Qaeda, al-Qaeda in East Texas has developed a deadly new tactic. While TSA workers are relaxing at home, watching Fox News, AQIET has found a way to fill the empty space between their ears with deadly explosives. According to experts, this method can easily store 3 to 5 times the amount of explosives found in your normal tighty whities.
Spokesmen for the DHI, in an effort to continue the push-pull on the publics emotions have declared that they have neutralized all the known TSA bombs. However they do request that the public be on the look out for the telltale signs, a fuse protruding from the nose, blasting caps worn as earrings and the dreaded response from any TSA worker, "Yes, I do watch Fox News". If you hear or see any of the warning signs, please report it to the nearest security personnel.
The White House and the Department of Homeland Insecurity would like to extend to all Americans their wish for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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