Wednesday, June 09, 2010
When things look really bleak people make jokes
Consider this an attempt to make the Tony Hayward Blowout a little easier to bear. Stolen from the SF Chron:
TOP 15 BRIGHTSIDES OF THE BP OIL SPILL.
* Your shrimp dish comes pre- marinated.
* Newly affordable water front properties.
* Frolicsome beachside tar ball fights.
* Gulf Coast salad dressing: just add vinegar.
* Jet Skis able to refuel mid- trip.
* Lubricated Jelly Fish.
* Mortared with oil and tar, sand castles now tide- proof.
* Fewer silly election year cries of "Drill, Baby, Drill."
* No more squeaky oysters.
* Need an oil change? Wander down to water's edge and squeegee a duck.
* Hot enough day, and voila: the world's largest fish fry.
* Don't bother drilling for oil, the oil is coming to us.
* Romantic beach bonfires 24/7.
* Wriggling out of your tight swimsuit is a breeze.
* Every Gulf dock and pier instantly doubles as a Slip and Slide.
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