Sunday, January 31, 2010

His first name is Elmore

Which is not sufficient reason to do your banking after hours with a loaded pistol in the hands of a loaded actor.
Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun while intoxicated.

State police say the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.
A smart lawyer will say he was testing the believability of a new script. If not, the Alzheimers defense is still available.

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