Thursday, January 28, 2010
Good thing it was a Christian university
Because when you go to a Christian university, especially a Texas Christian University, you know that Jesus is on your side when your fraternity brothers get real piss drunk and brand your sorry ass way more than you agreed to before you passed out.
Carter was injured on the last night of his fraternity’s ski trip at Breckenridge, Colo. He and fellow members of his fraternity, as well as members of the Tri Delta Sorority, had rented a house for the trip.Be of good cheer young Carter, Jesus will also be with you when the plastic surgeons rebuild your dumb ass. But it will probably stay a dumb ass as they are not brain surgeons.
Carter said that the group drank and got rowdy and that at some point he agreed to allow his fraternity brothers to finish branding the Kappa Sigma letters on his rear end with a hot coat hanger — a brand that was started on a spring break trip more than a year ago.
It was a dumb, drunken decision, Carter said Wednesday.
But his fraternity brothers, Carter said, took things too far. Not only did they complete the brand, they also branded large triangles — the Greek symbol for Tri Delta Sorority — on his other buttock while he was passed out.
"I woke up the next morning and I was in a lot of pain," Carter said. "My whole other butt cheek was destroyed."
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