Monday, August 24, 2009

Props to Michele Bachmann

She done got herself a Dickipedia entry. Not that it would be difficult for someone with her talents, but it is good to see her abilities recognized by the world at large.
In addition to being a dick, Bachmann's track record has proven she is also a full-fledged nutjob. The type of person that makes you turn to your friend the moment she gets up to use the bathroom and mouth "She's craaaaaaazy," complete with hand motions and bug-eyes.

While Bachmann has always been a local dick, she didn't come onto the national dick scene until the 2008 election when she accused Barack Obama and many members of Congress of being "anti-American."

Like her pal Palin, Bachmann is deceptively attractive. While Palin is attractive in a "if she just put down that gun, took off those glasses, and started forming complete sentences" sort of way, Bachmann has the whole girl next door thing working for her. But only if you grew up next to an insane asylum.
Congratulations to the woman who put the bat shit in bat-shit crazy and makes sure we will never run out.

UPDATE: Never one to disappoint the crowd, Michele Bachmann's latest batshit outburst is to call for people to pray to God to kill another 20,000 Americans in the year ahead. No doubt Michele's god has been hanging around the phone waiting for that call.

Comments:
Well deserved!

If you didn't subscribe to the comments this is a response from someone who could stir the pot on the gathering of the nutters.

Personally, I wouldn't want to distract from pushing people to show up at healthcare town halls. If we can will that, republicans will be further pushed into a permanent minority.

Nothing will happen-I could go up there and hang out in the lobby just for the hell of it I suppose. We'll see what happens-it's three days away.
 

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