Tuesday, January 20, 2009
O boy, beeg trouble
At midday a Muslim protestant who was born in the Hawaii district of Kenya was almost sworn in as President of the United States. Fortunately, quick thinking by the Dread Chief Justice Roberts, who flubbed the oath as he administered it prevented this from happening. Now if the FBI can just find where they stashed the real President, everything will be right with the world.
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