Tuesday, September 16, 2008
John McCain invented the Blackberry
But, to clear up the confusion that has arisen, this was not the wonder of electronic communications that so many people have. No, what John McCain did was invent the tasty little fruit one day when he was hanging around the Garden of Eden lending a helping hand to God. If that doesn't make him qualified to be president, what are you looking for?
Rumor has it the thorns were his favorite part.
Rumor has it the thorns were his favorite part.
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