Saturday, March 15, 2008

George speaks and Gail Collins listens

And is not the least bit impressed by Our Dear Embattled Leader's rhetorical ineptitude. While Gail spends her time pointing out the failures of ODEL's speechifying, she misses the whole basis of how he speaks. Since becoming Our Fearless Leader, Li'l Georgie only speaks well in two circumstances, one, when he is well rehearsed as with the SOTU and two, when he really believes in what he is saying, like when he wants to start another war and blow up people. The rest of the time he just can't keep that shit eating smirk off his face, as if he is convinced he just pulled a fast one on you. And when the crowd response is off the mark he makes really dumb jokes as if to say, don't take this so seriously, I don't.

But we have to take him seriously because he is the president and as such, the stupid son of a bitch can make trouble just by eating pretzels.

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