Saturday, August 18, 2007
Good thing he left out the earth tones
Call Our Dear Embattled Leader a moron, a Dickwahd sock puppet, a buffoon or even an evil doer, won't bother him at all. If you start talking about the way he dresses and as Popeye used to say, "That's all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more".
Last week, Marques Harper of the Austin American- Statesman wrote a short piece about the president's sartorial style on his Texas ranch, where Bush is spending a two-week vacation. The article was reprinted Tuesday in a Waco, Tex., paper, and the leader of the free world was not pleased.And what terrible things did he say about ODEL's sartorial sense?
Harper received a phone call that morning from White House deputy press secretary Dana Perino, who, Harper told friends, said the president read the article and was unhappy about the way he was portrayed.
Harper wrote: "The president has two distinct looks when he's in Texas: the ranch-hand man and the crisp appearance of a ranch owner. In recent months, with his sliding popularity, he's opted to look more like 'Walker, Texas Ranger' than a sweaty, tough ranch hand." In the piece, an image consultant offered that Bush needed to "step it up" to keep his "bravado image" on the ranch.Reality may not be able to touch Dear Leader, but keep your hands off his image, or else!
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