Thursday, May 24, 2007
The General Forgives
General J.C Christian is in a forgiving mood and Our Dear Embattled Leader and his minons are the recipients of his willingness to forgive and forget.As an aide-memoire, he has compiled a list of mistakes that could have happened to anyone.
The man is a true Christian, and heterosexual to the core.
- Jose Padilla is arrested for plotting to explode a dirty bomb. The charges are later changed and Padilla is accused of plotting to turn on the gas in a number of apartments and then light a match to them. Those charges were eventually dropped and currently, Padilla is charged with being a Chechen Resistance recruiter and filling out an application to be a terrorist.
- 8.8 billion dollars is placed on pallets and transported to Iraq where it is never heard from again.
- In preparation for Hurricane Katrina, a FEMA contractor makes a web site inquiry about renting buses to evacuate New Orleans residents. The contractor finally orders the buses 18 hours after storm makes landfall.
- The Department of Defense releases an 105 year old man from Guantanamo after it is determined he isn't a terrorist.
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