Saturday, January 20, 2007
O, those wacky College Republicans
According to this report, the College Republicans are planning another fun-filled semester at Marshall University.
Remember, no one likes a Yellow Elephant.
Marshall University's College Republicans plan for a semester filled with guns, fun and giving the democrats a run for their money.Dear sweet children, if they are so enthused about weaponry they should be joining the military. There they can get their own handguns as well as the beloved M-16. To those with enough enthusiasm may go the honor of carrying the M-240 series of machine guns. And for those at the top of the class there is the ineffable joy of the M-2 E50. So, come on kids, doesn't that sound so much more appealing than a few pissy little squirt guns? And you also get official sanction to kill a bunch of swarthy people.
Arrangements are already underway for a "Fun with Guns" squirt-gun tournament in March. At this event, tentatively planned for Buskirk Field, students will be invited to engage in a water war against one another, with possible prizes for tournament winners.
"Basically it is a way of saying it's OK to own handguns," Lauren Myers, College Republican president, said.
Remember, no one likes a Yellow Elephant.
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