Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Bush's speech - Condensed version
While the details of Our Dear Befuddled Leader's speech have been released by the White House today, they have held back the choice bits for ODBL himself to pronounce to the public. With a little bit of legerdemain I have been able to get a portion of the summation.
And so it was that during the course of Bre'r George's encounter with the Tar Country, Bre'r George had let his anger get the best of him and had struck out at the Tar Country. First with his right hand which became deeply embedded in the Tar Country. When the Tar Country would not obey his demand that it let go, Bre'r George struck out with his left hand, which also became deeply embedded in the Tar Country. Now this made Bre'r George even angrier and he demanded with all his might that the Tar Country let go.But the Tar Country would not let go. And Bre'r George warned him that something terrible would happen. But the Tar Country did not move. And so Bre'r George reared back with all his might and let loose a mighty kick with his right foot. Which became deeply embedded in the Tar Country. And the Tar Country would not let go. Now, Bre'r George knew he had to try something different, but what? And he thought and he thought until he smelled smoke and then a thought struck him like a thunderclap! "I know exactly what I will do to get me loose of this mean old Tar Country" said Bre'r George. "I will talk to him and when he isn't looking, I will wind up and give him a bombastic kick with my left foot. That will make him let me go". And as Bre'r George preparedThat is all that I could get. If you want to hear the rest of it you will have to watch the speech yourself.
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