Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Uh-oh! Hugo is on to the plan of Our Dear Embattled Leader.
The New York Times reports that Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela and mortal enemy of ODEL gave a rip snorting speech at the UN today. ANd in doing so, he revealed the Bushovik plan for the rest of the world, at least that part that has oil.
“Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world.”And it seems that to show his power, ODEL left one of his famous farts for Hugo to find.
“Yesterday, the devil came here,” Mr. Chávez said, alluding to Mr. Bush’s appearance before the General Assembly on Tuesday. “Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of.”Hugo shouldn't worry though, Our Dear Leader has promised never to take the army out of Iraq while he is Preznit. Hugo might catch a few bombs, but with no boots left for the ground work, he won't get thrown out.
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