Sunday, December 18, 2005

Nick Kristof offers a prayer and a challenge to The Lecherous Loofah.

Nick is not someone I normally read, but today he has a few good remarks in a NY Times column about Bill "The Lecherous Loofah" O'Reilly.
Let us all pray for Bill O'Reilly.

Let us pray that Mr. O'Reilly will understand that the Christmas spirit isn't about hectoring people to say "Merry Christmas," rather than "Happy Holidays," but about helping the needy.

Let us pray that Mr. O'Reilly will use his huge audience and considerable media savvy to save lives and fight genocide, instead of to vilify those he disagrees with. Let him find inspiration in Jesus, rather than in the Assyrians.

Finally, let's pray that Mr. O'Reilly and other money-changers in the temple will donate the funds they raise exploiting Christmas - covering the nonexistent "War on Christmas" rakes in viewers and advertising - to feed the hungry and house the homeless.

Amen.
A true christian prayer for a true sinner and totally alien to The Lecherous Loofah's world view. But not stopping there, Nick offers Old Billzebub a challenge.
So I have a challenge for Mr. O'Reilly: If you really want to defend traditional values, then come with me on a trip to Darfur. I'll introduce you to mothers who have had their babies clubbed to death in front of them, to teenage girls who have been gang-raped and then mutilated - and to the government-armed thugs who do these things.

You'll have to leave your studio, Bill. You'll encounter pure evil. If you're like me, you'll be scared. If you try to bully some of the goons in Darfur, they'll just hack your head off. But you'll also meet some genuine conservative Christians - aid workers who live the Gospel instead of sputtering about it - and you'll finally be using your talents for an important cause.

So, Bill, what'll it be? Will you dare travel to a real war against Christmas values, in which the victims aren't offended shoppers but terrified children thrown on bonfires? I'm waiting to hear.
What a grand idea! The Falafel King broadcasting live on a road trip. The ratings would be, as Our Dear Embattled Leader likes to say, FABULOUS!

And I most like how they do ratings over there. "If you try to bully some of the goons in Darfur, they'll just hack your head off."

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