Monday, November 14, 2005
The Book of Leonard
Well, not really. Just Leonard Pitts take on on the Right Reverend Slipped His Meds Again a/k/a Pat Robertson.
And the Lord did look with discontent upon the town of Dover in the province of Pennsylvania. For Dover was a wicked and prideful place and had turned its back on God. Its people had voted out school board members who tried to introduce intelligent design into schools as an alternative to the theory of evolution.The rest of the piece is good, but how do you top an intro like that?
"And the Lord was wrathful and said, I will smite them with burning coals from the sky. Their fields I will make barren, their rivers I will cause to rise in flood, their football teams will lose, their sewers will back up, no one who lives there shall hit the Powerball. And I will help them not."
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