Got me a real Texican name

You remember Betty Brown, the Texican shoe paste queen and state Rep who wants chinese people to have easier names for her to pronounce and remember? Well now we don't have to fear her having trouble with our names.

My Betty Brown Approved Name is Billy-Ray "Pabst Blue Ribbon" Brown.
Take Betty Brown Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

And I found this courtesy of Bud Kennedy, writing in the Star Telegram somewhere in Texas. Go get yourself a Texican name and read Bud's lament on the state of Texican politics.

Gosh. East Texas is full of fine people.
I have no idea why some can’t run for the elective offices.
Instead, we get stuck with lulus like Brown