Thursday, August 16, 2018

All the same to him


From the pen of Christopher Weyant



Just ask my BFFs


From the pen of Adam Zyglis



Big Beer & Wine moves to be Big Weed


When you are a player in a mature industry and you want to grow, you generally look for a compatible industry with the room to grow that you need. For Constellation Brands that meant investing in a business that is growing, literally.
What does a beer company do to hedge against slowing growth in its main business? In the case of the parent company of Corona, the answer is to invest heavily in the marijuana industry.

Constellation Brands, which also makes Robert Mondavi wine and Svedka vodka, announced on Wednesday that it had invested $4 billion in Canopy Growth, a publicly traded Canadian cannabis producer. The deal comes nearly 10 months after Constellation first took a 10 percent stake in Canopy to help create nonalcoholic cannabis-infused drinks and other products.

Constellation’s investment in Canopy, the biggest known deal in the marijuana industry, shows just how far traditional alcoholic beverage companies are willing to go to find growth. As sales of beer fall in the United States, brewers have begun to bet that legalization of marijuana around the globe, especially the United States, will continue to build momentum and sales of cannabis products will take off.The research firm Euromonitor estimates that the American market for legal marijuana products will reach $20 billion by 2020, up from $5.4 billion in 2015.

While a number of states have legalized the recreational use of marijuana in recent years, purchasing or possessing it remains a federal crime. Constellation said in November that it does not plan to sell cannabis products in the United States while it remains illegal on the federal level.

But as cannabis becomes legal in more countries — in Canada, for example, recreational use will become legal on Oct. 17 — alcoholic beverage companies are trying to buy into the cannabis industry before they become disrupted by it.

How concerned are beer companies? Molson Coors listed legal cannabis among the biggest possible risks to its business in its annual shareholder report earlier this year:

“The emergence of legal cannabis in certain U.S. states and Canada may result in a shift of discretionary income away from our products or a change in consumer preferences away from beer.”

So far Heineken and Molson Coors have moved to sell cannabis-infused drinks. Heineken’s Lagunitas brand has started selling nonalcoholic sparkling water featuring THC, the active component of marijuana. And Molson Coors has formed a joint venture with Hydropothecary, a weed producer, to make cannabis-infused beverages.
And all this time I though the most likely industry would have been Big Chips, like Frito-Lay. Never was very good at calling the market.

R.I.P. Aretha Louise Franklin


Gospel, Soul, Jazz. If it had words and music you gave it feeling. Thank you for sharing your gift with us ordinary mortal.


Fascists to Watch 2018


Samantha Bee highlights a few of the new shits


A well educated black man


Stephen Colbert


Sad but True



Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Rosemary


Sierra Ferrell


Parchment tastes better than paper


From the pen of Kevin Siers



How times have changed


From the pen og Jack Ohman



NY Times thinks representing your district is bad


In the latest New York Times effort at concern trolling the Democrats, they worry that candidates who seek to find out what the voters in their districts actually want may be a bigly problem for the Democrats.
House Democrats, looking to wrest control of the chamber from Republicans in November, are discarding the lessons of successful midterms past and pressing only a bare-bones national agenda, leaving it to candidates to tailor their own messages to their districts.

It is a risky strategy, essentially putting off answering one of the most immediate questions facing the Democratic Party after its losses in 2016: What does it stand for? The approach could also raise questions among voters about how Democrats would govern.

Democrats say they have answered that question with a recently adopted slogan, “For the People,” a skeletal, three-point platform and a longer version, called “A Better Deal.” But with anti-Washington sentiment simmering; a deep divide between the party’s moderates and its left flank; and the brand of the party’s longtime leader, Representative Nancy Pelosi of California, toxic in large sections of the country, they have concluded that a unified campaign framework emanating from Capitol Hill would do more harm than good.

And as Tuesday night’s election results made clear, the primary season drawing to a close has made the search for a unifying message that much more difficult, elevating self-described democratic socialists like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in New York and Rashida Tlaib in Michigan to argue policy with a Trump-voting populist like Richard Ojeda in West Virginia and a centrist like Conor Lamb in Pennsylvania.

So across the country, Democrats will rely on their energized base and a loose message centered on a core promise of lowering health care costs and building a case that Republicans are using the government for their own advancement, which candidates are adapting as they see fit. If they are going to have a “blue wave,” Democrats say, it is going to come in varied hues.

“We trust our candidates to know their districts and the challenges facing their communities better than anyone,” said Representative Ben Ray Luján of New Mexico, the chairman of the House Democrats’ campaign arm.
The Times seems to feel that if the Democrats don't all unite under some policy squuezed out of some overpaid DC wanker, they haven't got a chance. The Democrats, on the other hand, feel that representing the needs and wishes of their district is more in line with government outlined by the Founding Fathers. Pity the Democrats don't show more respect for their corporate masters like the Republicans do. The New York Times would never concern troll the GOP.

If you're grossed out by breastfeeding


Make like a baby and Suck It Up.
The Daily Show


You don't have to pay to watch them pee


Stephen Colbert


Nothing about thumbs up



Tuesday, August 14, 2018

All the Way Around


Kris Delmhorst


Known by the company you keep


From the pen of Dave Granlund



Hinky Zinke's solution to forest fires


From the pen of Jack Ohman



Livin' high off the hog


Who knew that working in a school cafeteria could be so lucrative. Or that a school administration could be so dumb.
In the well-to-do town of New Canaan, Conn., families pay top dollar to live on picturesque New England streets, frequent the area’s upscale boutiques and send their children to some of the best schools in the state.

But in recent years, a scandal had quietly been brewing at a couple of those schools: Someone had been taking the children’s lunch money — after it had been paid.

For years, cash was disappearing from cafeteria registers at the high school and middle school, apparently unbeknown to school officials. Nearly $500,000 was pilfered from 2012 through 2017, the authorities said.

On Monday, the New Canaan Police Department announced that it had arrested two women: sisters who worked in the cafeteria system.

Joanne Pascarelli, 61, and Marie Wilson, 67, turned themselves in over the weekend and were released on $50,000 bond. They are accused of underreporting how much cash had been collected and taking the remainder. Each was charged with larceny.

“Since it occurred over a long period of time in relatively small amounts, the district was unaware of these discrepancies until it instituted new financial controls specifically related to the collection and depositing of cash in the cafeterias,” Michael Horyczun, spokesman for New Canaan Public Schools, said in an email Monday night.

The New Canaan Board of Education, which governs public education in the town, filed a complaint with the police in December 2017. The women resigned under threat of termination the same month, according to their arrest warrants.

Ms. Wilson worked as the assistant food director at New Canaan High School, which reported thefts at the cafeteria totaling about $350,000 from 2012 to 2017, the police said. Under her supervision, cashiers did not count the money at the end of the day, but rather Ms. Wilson did that task herself, the police said.

Her sister, Ms. Pascarelli, was in charge of the food program at Saxe Middle School, which lost about $127,000 in the same five-year period, the police said. Co-workers told the police that Ms. Pascarelli came to the cash registers and removed large bills in between lunch periods.

Ms. Pascarelli told the police that her former co-workers were lying. “I would never take money,” she said. “I know better than that.”

But after Ms. Pascarelli left her job at the cafeteria, the police said, the average daily cash intake in the middle-school cafeteria — which once averaged below $40 — jumped up to about $150.
At least they never stopped a kid from eating because he didn't have the money that day.

Like thousand's of users before him


Nebraska has completed the first execution using Fentanyl. This was the first time it has been officially used with the intent of death for the user. Not surprisingly it worked very well.
Prison officials in Nebraska used fentanyl, the powerful opioid at the center of the nation’s overdose epidemic, to help execute a convicted murderer on Tuesday. The lethal injection at the Nebraska State Penitentiary was the first time fentanyl had been used to carry out the death penalty in the United States.

The execution, Nebraska’s first since 1997, represented a stunning political turnabout in a state where lawmakers voted only three years ago to ban capital punishment.

The condemned man, Carey Dean Moore, 60, had been convicted of killing two Omaha taxi drivers decades ago and did not seek a reprieve in his final months. But two pharmaceutical companies tried to block the execution in federal court, claiming their reputations would suffer if the killing proceeded.

The companies could not prove that their products would be used, however, because prison officials refused to identify the suppliers of the drugs to be administered to Mr. Moore. So the execution was allowed to continue.

Mr. Moore’s death, using a previously untested four-drug cocktail, could open a new method for states that have increasingly struggled to find execution drugs as suppliers have clamped down on how their products are used. But the unprecedented use of fentanyl in an execution chamber raised new ethical concerns amid a national opioid crisis that has led to an onslaught of fatal overdoses.

“We really don’t know how fentanyl is going to play out in an execution, as opposed to an opioid overdose,” Deborah Denno, a law professor at Fordham University who has studied capital punishment, said in an interview on Monday. “Simply because people are dying as a result of fentanyl doesn’t mean they’re dying in a way that would be considered acceptable as a form of execution.”

The four-drug cocktail contained diazepam, a tranquilizer; fentanyl citrate, a powerful synthetic opioid that can block breathing and knock out consciousness; cisatracurium besylate, a muscle relaxant; and potassium chloride, which stops the heart.
The three other drugs do guarantee that the prisoner can not ber resucitated with Naloxone, but with the effectiveness of fentanyl and other opioids like oxycontin, are they really necessary? And now that the warden can get all he needs with a prescription at the local pharmacy, will we see an increase in executions?

Donny hired her 4 times


Stephen Colbert


Born on 3rd base and thinks he scored a touchdown


Seth Meyers


Good times, if you are rich enough



Monday, August 13, 2018

(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman


Aretha Franklin


Who you gonna believe.....


Sparky talks to a MAGAt about the Trump Tower conspiracy and Tom Tomorrow records the takeaway.

Dan Roberts sucks dildo


Courtesy of Sacha Baron Cohen


Kemosabe better do something quick


From the pen of Adam Zyglis



Such a Bigly diploma


From the pen of Chan Lowe



Georgia primary election results still not official


One could easily imagine that the Georgia vote counting systen was devised in Dilbert's mythical country of Elbonia as 2 and 1/2 months after the May 22 primary the counts are not even near final.
In large red letters atop a Georgia Secretary of State’s office web page featuring precinct-by-precinct vote tallies from the May 22 primary election stand the words: “Official Results.”

But the data is hardly official. Two and a half months after the primary, many of the voter turnout figures are wrong – in some instances wildly wrong, excluding totals from the Democratic races in the red state.

A spokesperson for Secretary of State Brian Kemp, the Republican nominee for governor, said the data is “preliminary,” because the state’s system lacks computer programming to add totals from multiple parties’ primaries.

If so, some data on the site has been preliminary for quite awhile. Some 2016 data on the site is still inaccurate for the same reason, a review by McClatchy found. The errors have provided fodder for a lawsuit alleging that the state’s electronic voting system has failed catastrophically and asking a federal judge to order the state to scrap the equipment and switch to paper ballots in time for the November election.

Kemp spokeswoman Candice Broce said correct data is located elsewhere on the site, in a tab labeled “Voter Turnout by Demographics,” that is compiled “at least a couple of weeks” after the election.

“It is not an error,” Broce wrote in an email, referring to the problematic data. She said the state’s system is not designed for primary elections.

A separate error cited in the suit, which was found on a similar web page, initially indicated that 670 people voted in this year’s Republican primary race in Habersham County’s Mud Creek precinct. That number, even without counting the 69 Democrats who voted, was nearly 2 1/2 times greater than the 276 people whom the county reported had registered to vote. Calling the latter figure “a typo,” the county election supervisor last week ordered the number of registered voters corrected to 3,704.

Disclosures of the inaccuracies have prompted election watchdogs to level harsh criticism toward Kemp’s office.

“It is a completely bogus and ridiculous answer to pretend that the [turnout] numbers are somehow okay and legitimate because they are only reporting one party,” said Marilyn Marks, the executive director of the Coalition for Good Governance, which filed the suit last year. “They are on a web page that says official results.”

The conflicting data could represent deeper flaws in the reporting system, Marks said.

“They should not have preliminary anything listed on that website,” said Sara Henderson, the executive director of the government watchdog group Common Cause Georgia. “If [voters] can’t even trust the official website and the official information being shared from the election supervisor of the state, why would they bother to show up to vote?”

“This is sort of a repeating theme throughout the seven (years) and some months that Kemp has been in office,” Henderson said.
And Brian Kemp who is responsible for this disaster is now running for Governor. Not the best way to show off your governing chops.

Tomato fight !


Actually just the latest battle in a long standing fight between Florida and Mexico over who grows your favorite rock hard, tasteless tomatoes. Before jumping to the side of Florida, consider what the results may have on California and Washington agriculture.
Florida and Mexico are having a food fight over tomatoes and other fresh produce. Will farmers in California and Washington get caught in the crossfire?

That’s one question that swirls around the final negotiations between the Trump administration and Mexico on a revamped North American Free Trade Agreement. Growers of tomatoes, strawberries and peppers in Florida and the Southeast say they’ve been hammered by cheap imports of these crops from Mexico, particularly during winter months. They’ve lobbied the Trump administration to make it easier for them to bring “anti-dumping” and “countervailing duty” cases against Mexico in an updated NAFTA agreement.

But growers on the West Coast fear such a provision would prompt Mexico to retaliate, making it harder for them to sell south of the border. Mexico is the United States’ No. 1 market for apples, pears and sweet cherries. Washington state is the nation’s No. 1 producer of all three of these fruits. California is also a major producer, and the nation’s No. 1 cultivator of tomatoes.

“There’s not a consensus view among growers in the U.S. on this issue,” said Michael C. Camuñez, chief executive of Monarch Global Strategies and a former assistant Commerce secretary. If Florida and Georgia growers were allowed to go after Mexico, he said, “it would open the door toward retaliation against other products from the United States.”

U.S. and Mexican negotiators are scrambling this month to strike a NAFTA deal, so they can bring Canada on board and meet deadlines to give Congress a required 90 days notice on any negotiated agreement. But Camuñez says “there are still a number of issues that could cause this agreement to go sideways,” including claims of unfair trading in farm goods.

While tomatoes might seem like unlikely ingredients in a cross-border dispute, they have a powerful constituency in Florida, which has been producing them since the late 1800s. While California is the leading producer of tomatoes for ketchup and other processing, Florida outranks it in annual production value of “fresh market tomatoes,” which fetch a higher price in the winter. In 2016, the value of the Florida tomato crop was $382 million, followed by the state’s strawberry crop at $364 million, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Florida is also a crucial swing state for anyone running for president, including Trump, who campaigned on revising the 24-year-old NAFTA pact to be more friendly to U.S. industry and farmers.

Following talks in Washington earlier this month, both U.S. and Mexican negotiators said they made progress in resolving disagreements over automobile tariffs and other issues. “I think we are going to get there with Mexico in a relatively short order,” Gregg Doud, the U.S. chief agriculture negotiator, said Tuesday to a sugar industry conference in Michigan.

But when Doud was asked about the provision sought by Florida and Georgia growers, he declined to comment, stating the negotiations are ongoing.

Overall, U.S. agriculture has benefited from NAFTA. From 1992 to 2016, U.S. agriculture exports to Canada and Mexico grew from $8.7 billion to $38 billion, according to the Congressional Research Service.

But not all U.S. farmers have benefited. In Florida, farm land devoted to tomatoes dropped from 45,200 acres in 2005 to 32,000 a decade later. Mexico now tops Florida in U.S. market share of strawberries, peppers and tomatoes, a sea change from the 1990s.
It's a good thing there are still some capable professionals in DC working on trade. If we had to rely on Agent Orange's knowledge of trade we would all starve.

Astroturfing explained


Just in time for the elections, by John Oliver


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Maybe if we sell advertising ?


Sunday, August 12, 2018

Shame


Elle King


How did we ever live without it


From the pen of Brian McFadden



Day After Day, Every Deal


From the pen of Ed Wexler



Chris Collins, Donald Trump and The Swamp


Seth Meyers


Lawrence O'Donnell


Bill Maher talks to the Man


He swamped the drain


Bill Maher's monologue


Now we know



Saturday, August 11, 2018

Going to happen anyway


Sad Sam Blues Jam


Put out that light !


From the pen of Milt Priggee



A new door into the vault


From the pen of Bruce Plante



The Party has squeezed him out


Following the revelation of Rep. Chris Collins' insider trading, he initially put on a brave front and promised to tough it out. Then everybody with a say in the matter examined the evidence so far revealed and quietly told him to get lost. So today he announced he was no longer running for re-election. Now the party needs to find a way to replace him.
Mr. Collins, who was the first member of Congress to endorse Donald J. Trump for president in 2016, had initially vowed to stay on the ballot this fall but said Saturday that he had decided it was “in the best interests” of his district, “the Republican Party and President Trump’s agenda” to suspend his race.

His western New York district, which covers the areas between Buffalo and Rochester, is one of the state’s most conservative, and one in which Mr. Trump had his strongest showing in New York, with nearly 60 percent of the vote in 2016.

Mr. Collins’s indictment immediately thrust his seat onto the national battleground map. But how the suspension of his campaign would play out was not immediately clear. The process to get off the ballot can be onerous in New York, and Mr. Collins did not say how he would remove himself.

One Republican official familiar with the discussions said the party would probably try to nominate Mr. Collins for a county clerkship somewhere else in New York, in an effort to meet the legal requirements to remove him from the congressional ballot.

But further complicating matters are New York’s byzantine election laws: Mr. Collins is slated to be on the ballot not just on the Republican line but as an Independence Party candidate. That party, too, would have to agree and find a way to remove him.
Whoever replaces the crooked bastard, if they can get rid of his name on the ballot, will have a head start on the Democrat no matter how late he starts because Gov Cuomo gerrymandered the district to encompass as many Republicans as possible in one district. And that fact says much about Chris Collins. Only a moron could lose a rock solid safe seat like NY-27.

Two crooks


Samantha on Manafort & Don Jr.


And then it gets weird...


Bill Maher explains Q and then reveals who he is.


Donny won't pay for anything...


But we will



Friday, August 10, 2018

Crimson & Clover


Joan Jett


Final Exam ?


From the pen of Steve Sack



Presidential Yoga


From the pen of John Cole


Now an honest recount ?


Following a stinging rebuke from the Governor of Kansas, current Kansas Secretary of State and candidate for governor, Kris Kobach, will recuse himself from the recount of his close run primary election.
Secretary of State Kris W. Kobach of Kansas, clinging to the slimmest of leads in the Republican primary for governor, said Thursday night that he planned to recuse himself from the vote-counting process. Earlier in the evening, his opponent, Gov. Jeff Colyer, said that some local election officials had been provided incorrect information by Mr. Kobach that could suppress votes.

“I’ll be happy to recuse myself,” Mr. Kobach, who oversees the state’s elections, said in an interview with CNN. Mr. Kobach, who has the endorsement of President Trump and has built a national reputation for warning of widespread vote fraud, suggested that his role in the Kansas count had been mostly symbolic anyway.

The governor’s fiery recusal request, and Mr. Kobach’s pledge to comply, came after the nationally watched primary left the candidates separated by only 191 votes entering Thursday.

In a letter, Mr. Colyer said some clerks had been provided incorrect information about which ballots to count, and he urged Mr. Kobach to appoint the state attorney general to handle future questions from local election workers.

“It has come to my attention that your office is giving advice to county election officials — as recently as a conference call yesterday — and you are making public statements on national television which are inconsistent with Kansas law and may serve to suppress the vote in the ongoing Kansas primary election process,” Mr. Colyer wrote.

That sour letter, sent just a day after both candidates called for Republican unity, underscored longstanding divisions within the state party and the extreme closeness of a nationally watched race in which thousands of votes have not yet been recorded. The extended counting process, which will last at least into next week and perhaps much longer, gives the already hopeful Democratic and independent candidates a chance to campaign while the Republicans remain mired in a primary.
So either the pressure was on Kobach to at least look honest or he has left instructions with his staf on how he is to win.

Childproofing the presidency


In a sad turn of events, we are now discovering that prior to the NATO meeting last month, the actual adults in the administration and Fuzzlip Bolton had to work frantically behind the Tangerine Shitgibbon's back to finalize an important agreement so Tangerine couldn't fling shit at it at the meeting.
Senior American national security officials, seeking to prevent President Trump from upending a formal policy agreement at last month’s NATO meeting, pushed the military alliance’s ambassadors to complete it before the forum even began.

The work to preserve the North Atlantic Treaty Organization agreement, which is usually subject to intense 11th-hour negotiations, came just weeks after Mr. Trump refused to sign off on a communiqué from the June meeting of the Group of 7 in Canada.

The rushed machinations to get the policy done, as demanded by John R. Bolton, the national security adviser, have not been previously reported. Described by European diplomats and American officials, the efforts are a sign of the lengths to which the president’s top advisers will go to protect a key and longstanding international alliance from Mr. Trump’s unpredictable antipathy.

Allied ambassadors said the American officials’ plan worked — to a degree.

Mr. Trump did almost blow up the two-day meeting in Brussels that began on July 11. He issued a vague threat that the United States could go its own way if allies resisted his demands for additional military spending. After the gathering, he also questioned a pillar of the alliance: that an attack on one NATO country is an attack on all.

But the approval of the communiqué — renamed for the meeting as a declaration — was critical for the alliance. It ensured that, despite Mr. Trump’s rhetorical fireworks, NATO diplomats could push through initiatives, including critical Pentagon priorities to improve allied defenses against Russia.

“The president’s national security team did a good job of salvaging a minimally successful outcome to the NATO summit,” said James G. Stavridis, a retired four-star admiral who also once served as the supreme allied commander for Europe.

But, he added, “it is unfortunate that the president’s apparent personal animus continues to create friction in an alliance that has stood the test of time.”
It is truly frightening that the preisdent's men have to work behind his back to prevent him damaging the national security of the country. Is there any clearer indicator of his being in the thrall of Vladimir Putin?

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