Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Sox, drugs and rock and roll.
Bill Clinton had a cat named Socks and to day I received an e-mail from George W Bush declaring his fetish for socks and offering to sell me a pair for $35.
I don’t know what your guilty pleasures are in life, but one of mine is socks.I am not about to send any money to Rinse Prewash and his thugs to support their efforts to tear down our country. And despite all the evil he has done, I am saddened to see a former president of the United States reduced to peddling socks for such a crew and telling us how moved he is by these socks. There is no question that George had too much drugs and rock and roll in his younger days. It's a shame we couldn't see the effects before now.
I’m a self-proclaimed sock man. The louder, the brighter, the crazier the pattern -- the better! It’s usually the first thing people notice I’m wearing whenever I’m out in public and that’s the way I like it.
So when Chairman Reince Priebus asked me to write to you on behalf of the Republican National Committee (RNC), I told him I’d be happy to do it. But on one condition: my letter to you had to involve socks.
I’m proud to say the RNC has commissioned a limited-edition pair of socks in my honor. Embroidered with the Republican elephant and my signature on them, they’re sure to get you noticed...
I am deeply touched the RNC has chosen to make a limited-edition pair of socks with the Republican elephant in my honor. I hope you will get a pair for yourself or as a gift for a friend by sending a special campaign donation of $35 or more to the RNC today.
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