Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Is this junk science?


Or real science about your junk? The article makes it clear that more research is needed but the thesis is quite interesting to half the population.
There are so many horrible HORRIBLE puns to be made here it’s difficult to know where to start. As if women weren’t under enough pressure to go bareback or…ermmm… ingest…now they’ll have to put up with concern trolling? “But baby! It’s good for you! It’s like medicine, I swear!”

Unfortunately, it looks like that might actually be the case. It’s a very sticky situation as Gawker explains:

Using data obtained from an anonymous survey of 293 females on campus, Gordon Gallup and Rebecca Burch, working alongside University of Liverpool psychologist Steven Platek, were able to determine that women who engage in oral sex or have unprotected sex on a regular basis were happier than those who practiced safe sex.

If there’s a better way to see men cheer up than by spreading this information, I can’t think of it. To be sure, it’s bitter news for many women to swallow. Gawker continues:

Of all their findings, perhaps the most interesting was the discovery that sexually active women who usually or always used condoms were on par in their unhappiness with women who abstained from sex altogether.

Gallup and Burch also determined that women with a significant amount of “seminal plasma” in their system have improved concentration, and excel over their semen-deficient counterparts in performing cognitive tasks.
See babydoll, it is good for you.

Comments:
Good grief. It couldn't possibly be that the women engaged in unprotected sex are happier because they are morons, could it? Ignorance is bliss and all that....whereas the other women are less happy because they recognize the riskiness of life in the modern fucked up world and it is a perpetual downer?


 

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