Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Joke of the Day


As the patient was being prepared for his heart transplant surgery, the surgeon came in to announce that he had great news. There were three hearts available for the patient.

"The first one is from a 24 year old ski champion who died in a skiing accident", said the surgeon.

"The second is from a 19 year old football player who died from football injuries suffered in his last game", said the surgeon. "Which one do you want?"

"But doc," said the patient, "you said there were three, where did the third come from?" "Oh, the third is from a 72 year old Republican banker."

"Great, I'll take that one!" "But why", asked the surgeon.

"I want to make sure I get a heart that has never been used."

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