Sunday, January 23, 2011
Will curiosity kill the Republic?
According to the Onion News Networks latest survey a majority of Americans are curious enough about what Snowflake Snooki would do in office to vote for her as president.
"In an Onion News Network survey, 62 percent of Americans said that even though they don't support Sarah Palin's politics, they would consider voting for her out of a perverse desire to see what would happen if she were the president," Brooke Alvarez, host of ONN's FactZone, said in a report Friday.The Onion, bringing you the news no one else will report.
Jason Copeland, ONN's political analyst, added that it would be possible for Palin, the former Republican governor of Alaska who stepped down in the middle of her term, to be elected president with the help of Democrats with a sick sense of wonder.
"In one sampling, 2,000 life-long Democrats were asked, 'What's the worst thing that could happen if Sarah Palin were elected president? Wouldn't you kinda want to find out?' he explained. "And more than 80 percent of them responded, 'God, I'm so sorry, but yes.'"
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