Wednesday, January 27, 2010
A man who knows how to plan a speech
No, not the President, but The Rude Pundit who indulges us in his favorite fantasy for President Obamas SOTU tonight.
1. Obama walks to the podium with Joe Lieberman's ragged-necked, bloody, disembodied head and announces that the Connecticut Senator has been kicked out of the Democratic caucus. He tosses the head at Mitch McConnell, who weeps as he fucks Lieberman's grotesque, frozen-in-mid-scream mouth. The President says, "The State of the Union is who's next?"It's hard to top the first point, but they don't call him Rude for nothing. It is the kind of speech that would have me cheering and lighting fireworks.
2. Obama introduces Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright as guests seated behind Michelle Obama, who fist bumps them both. The President says, "Scared now, fuckers?" [more]
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