Monday, June 22, 2009
Where, O where has the guv'nor gone?
The governor of South Carolina has gone missing, and few people seem to care.
The whereabouts of Gov. Mark Sanford was unknown for nearly four days, and some state leaders question who was in charge of the executive office.So he is a conservative Republican who hates gays and probably blacks and jews as well. My guess is he ran off to Atlanta to be with his black boyfriend and the boyfriends meshugguh Jewish mother because he couldn't take the pressure anymore and he needed her matzoh ball soup. Just guessing, but what else would his wife be so comfortable with.
But Sanford's office told the lieutenant governor's office Monday afternoon that Sanford has been reached and he is fine, said Frank Adams, head of Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer’s office on aging.
Neither the governor’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, had been able to reach Sanford after he left the mansion Thursday in a black SLED Suburban SUV, said Sen. Jake Knotts and three others familiar with the situation but declined to be identified.
Sanford’s last known whereabouts had been near Atlanta because a mobile telephone tower picked up a signal from his phone, authorities said. His office now knows where he is, Adams said.
First lady Jenny Sanford told The Associated Press earlier Monday her husband has been gone for several days and she did not know where.
She said she was not concerned.
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