Friday, June 26, 2009

!! NEWS FLASH !!

MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL DEAD

Despite miles of print covered with gallons of ink, hours of talking head rumination and the finest available cable news pundit speculation, examination of the amorphous crowd outside the hospital, Michael Jackson remains dead.

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