Friday, December 19, 2008

How I know there is no God

All the news syndicates and the blogiverse have been a twitter with the news that America's most prolific baby machine has whelped again. In his now standard pusillanimous manner, old Jim Bob the Prick has said "The ultimate Christmas gift from God,". The poor fool does not realize that his wife's compliant acquiescence is proof that God does not exist. If the merciful God that Jim Bob thinks is always telling him to stick it to Michelle really did exist, rather than talking to Jim Bob He would be talking to Michelle. And what would He tell her?
All you have to do is cut it off while he sleeps

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