Sunday, April 22, 2007

Karl Rove v Sheryl Crow

Despite having Rich Little as the headliner last night, there was some entertainment after all. It seems that Ms. Crow and Laurie David had the temerity to speak to The TurdBlossom himself. You don't have to imagine his horror at finding himself face to face with real people, the ladies have written about it themselves.
In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unfazed, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."
Doesn't like being touched by Sheryl Crow, is Turd gay? Whatever, this should get the hive mind buzzing. Can't wait to hear what that drug addled old colostomy bag, Rush, will have to say about it.

And another thing, just who does Turd think the American people is?

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