Thursday, July 16, 2009
The real reason Caribou Barbie resigned.
It now becomes as obvious as the nose on her face. She did not want to become the first sitting governor eaten by a Blob while defending her state.
Something big and strange is floating through the Chukchi Sea between Wainwright and Barrow.Always a good idea to avoid something that can turn a goose into "just bones and feathers".
Hunters from Wainwright first started noticing the stuff sometime probably early last week. It's thick and dark and "gooey" and is drifting for miles in the cold Arctic waters, according to Gordon Brower with the North Slope Borough's Planning and Community Services Department...
.. "If it was something we'd seen before, we'd be able to say something about it. But we haven't ...which prompted concerns from the local hunters and whaling captains."
The stuff is "gooey" and looks dark against the bright white ice floating in the Arctic Ocean, Brower said.
"It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it," Brower said. He saw some jellyfish tangled up in the stuff, and someone turned in what was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers -- to the borough's wildlife department.
"It kind of has an odor; I can't describe it," he said.
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